Dial 1-800- Eat Shit T Shirt
Dial 1-800- Eat Shit T Shirt
Dial 1-800-EAT-SH%T Funny T-Shirt – Retro Throwback Tee
Remember when “Dial 1-800-EAT-SH%T” was the ultimate comeback? 😂 Before social media, memes and group chats, this was the kind of ridiculous line you'd hear in the schoolyard, at the hockey rink, or hanging out with your buddies.
Our Dial 1-800-EAT-SH%T T-Shirt brings that classic throwback humor back to life. It's stupid, nostalgic, slightly inappropriate—and exactly the kind of shirt we love at Super Random Tees.
Perfect for anyone who loves funny shirts, retro humor, 80s and 90s nostalgia, sarcastic T-shirts, offensive humor shirts, gag gifts and random funny tees.
Wear it to the bar, cottage, golf weekend, guys' trip, backyard party—or anywhere people still appreciate a good old-school comeback.
Dial 1-800-EAT-SH%T. Some classics never die.
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We want you to be 100% satisfied with your purchase. Items can be returned or exchanged within 30 days of delivery.
FAQ
How Long Will It Take to Get My Package?
Once your order is packed and ready, it gets picked up by our carriers right from Stoney Creek, Grimsby, or Burlington, Ontario. As soon as it’s on the truck, you’ll receive a tracking number so you can follow it all the way to your doorstep.
Estimated Delivery Time:
2–7 business days
(And honestly — it’s usually quicker.)
We’re not Amazon Prime fast, but we are a cool, hardworking Canadian small business. We pay taxes, show up to work, support our community, and hustle every single day to get your order out as fast as humanly possible.
When you buy from us, you're supporting real people — not robots in a warehouse
Do You Ship Internationally?
Right now, we ship all over Canada and the USA — coast to coast, border to border, and yes… we even ship to Hawaii.
Even though the shipping costs absolutely crush us, we still allow it because, honestly, you live on a badass hot island and we’re jealous. So enjoy your sunshine while your Super Random Tees are on the way.
International shipping outside Canada & the U.S. isn’t available yet, but it’s coming soon as we keep growing.
What Payment Methods Are Accepted?
At Super Random Tees, we keep payments simple and secure.
✔️ PayPal
We accept PayPal because it’s one of the safest payment options online. If anything ever goes wrong with an order (it’s rare, but life happens), PayPal has your back.
If you don’t get your product, you get your money back — no stress.
That said, we’re a real Canadian small business that actually ships your stuff, shows up to work, and appreciates every single order. We would never take your money and disappear. That’s not how we roll.
More payment methods will be added soon as we grow, but for now, PayPal keeps everything safe, simple, and smooth.
Is Buying Online Safe?
Yes — buying online is not only safe, it’s the easiest and fastest way to get your Super Random Tees delivered right to your door.
We’ve been doing this a LONG time. We’ve owned multiple websites and have been shipping online before Shopify even existed. We know how to process orders securely, protect customer info, and get packages out quickly.
Your payment is protected, your info is secure, and your order is handled by real, hardworking Canadians who take pride in what we do.
Online shopping with us is safe, simple, and stress-free — just the way it should be.