Retired Athletic Club- Professional Nap Division T Shirt
Retired Athletic Club- Professional Nap Division T Shirt
Retired Athletic Club T-Shirt – Professional Nap Division
Retirement is exhausting work.
The Retired Athletic Club – Professional Nap Division T-Shirt from Super Random Tees is made for the retiree who has officially traded deadlines, meetings and alarm clocks for naps, golf, snacks and doing absolutely nothing on a very flexible schedule.
Featuring a laid-back sloth, vintage athletic-club styling and the line “Professional Nap Division,” this funny retirement shirt is the perfect gift for dads, grandpas, coworkers, bosses and anyone who has mastered the art of taking it easy.
The navy tee with cream, mint and red details gives it a classic retro look that works for retirement parties, cottage weekends, backyard BBQs, golf days or an afternoon nap that somehow turns into dinner.
At Super Random Tees, we specialize in funny retirement shirts, custom printed funny shirts, sarcastic graphic tees and unique retirement gifts for people who are officially done working hard.
Perfect for:
- Retirement parties
- Retired dads and grandpas
- Funny coworker retirement gifts
- Golf and cottage weekends
- Professional nappers
- Anyone who believes 2 PM is a perfectly reasonable bedtime
- Retirees with limited availability
Retired Athletic Club — Professional Nap Division.
Because after years of working, you’ve earned the right to do absolutely nothing.
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We want you to be 100% satisfied with your purchase. Items can be returned or exchanged within 30 days of delivery.
FAQ
How Long Will It Take to Get My Package?
Once your order is packed and ready, it gets picked up by our carriers right from Stoney Creek, Grimsby, or Burlington, Ontario. As soon as it’s on the truck, you’ll receive a tracking number so you can follow it all the way to your doorstep.
Estimated Delivery Time:
2–7 business days
(And honestly — it’s usually quicker.)
We’re not Amazon Prime fast, but we are a cool, hardworking Canadian small business. We pay taxes, show up to work, support our community, and hustle every single day to get your order out as fast as humanly possible.
When you buy from us, you're supporting real people — not robots in a warehouse
Do You Ship Internationally?
Right now, we ship all over Canada and the USA — coast to coast, border to border, and yes… we even ship to Hawaii.
Even though the shipping costs absolutely crush us, we still allow it because, honestly, you live on a badass hot island and we’re jealous. So enjoy your sunshine while your Super Random Tees are on the way.
International shipping outside Canada & the U.S. isn’t available yet, but it’s coming soon as we keep growing.
What Payment Methods Are Accepted?
At Super Random Tees, we keep payments simple and secure.
✔️ PayPal
We accept PayPal because it’s one of the safest payment options online. If anything ever goes wrong with an order (it’s rare, but life happens), PayPal has your back.
If you don’t get your product, you get your money back — no stress.
That said, we’re a real Canadian small business that actually ships your stuff, shows up to work, and appreciates every single order. We would never take your money and disappear. That’s not how we roll.
More payment methods will be added soon as we grow, but for now, PayPal keeps everything safe, simple, and smooth.
Is Buying Online Safe?
Yes — buying online is not only safe, it’s the easiest and fastest way to get your Super Random Tees delivered right to your door.
We’ve been doing this a LONG time. We’ve owned multiple websites and have been shipping online before Shopify even existed. We know how to process orders securely, protect customer info, and get packages out quickly.
Your payment is protected, your info is secure, and your order is handled by real, hardworking Canadians who take pride in what we do.
Online shopping with us is safe, simple, and stress-free — just the way it should be.